Raise your hand if, even in the safest place around, you still manage to leave with an injury.
*raises every limb of my body*
Yes. That’s right. I am well and truly accident prone.
Recently, I left work with two stitches in my leg, a black eye and two broken fingers. So many injuries in such a short space of time. The worst part about it is that I’m a manager and couldn’t leave, and the day just kept worse and more painful as it went on.
Tiny little bump in the road?
Yep, I’m on my ass.
Piece of glass?
Plastic diet coke bottle?
Finger sliced open.
God forbid when we experience snow. I have to stay huddled inside because every excursion out of my door results in slipping and falling and injury.
On of the worst things I did, was on my first day of university, I set myself and a science lab on fire. The best part? I have no idea how I managed it. One second everything was fine, the next there was a distinct smell of burning.
Now nobody wants to be my lab partner, for fear of their life.
Please, leave my a comment below, if you too are like me. I want to know that I’m not alone and then we can compare what the worst thing we’ve done is!!